Nuts, Drugs, Love, and Apes - (Episode 9, Season 3)
Michael Scott
For our third variety episode X Reader has three stories highlighting the strength of the human spirit against overwhelming odds.
In our first story, we learn that nothing can keep a 20th century man from creating a delicious snack food. Not a shipwreck, not dozens of dead horses, not even World War II. X Reader hosts grapple with the the bizarre creation myth that the Corn Nuts corporation wants us to believe.
Our second story puts the hosts in the position of romantic counselors. We try to figure out if the poster’s crush likes her(him) or if they’re just getting lost in the sauce(weed). Simply a young woman(or man) looking for love in the heart of a fellow stoner.
And lastly, as is tradition, we cover another primate. Michael reads the harrowing life story of Frodo the chimpanzee. Likely the most ferocious, ape known to mankind. But in the end, our species survives to live another day.
This is X Reader.
America's Most Controversial Snack by Madeline Wells
How to Tell if another Stoner Likes You by yippykaiyay
Frodo by various authors
Stare into the face of madness.
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